“Sherlock Holmes, you are a back-stabbing, heartless, manipulative bastard.”
“And you, as it turns out, are a grasping, opportunistic, publicity-hungry tabloid whore.”
“So we’re good, then?”
“Yeah, of course.”
(Source: matlisse)
So if I didn’t understand I was being asked to be best man, it is because I never expected to be anyone’s best friend. Certainly not the best friend to the bravest and kindest and wisest human being I have ever had the good fortune of knowing.